Friday, December 3, 2010

The Gem

I didn't even get to a date with this one.

his profile:
Age: 37
Occupation: Unemployed/ World of Warcraft
Height: 5'9"
Smoker: Often
Do you drink? Often (>3 times/week)
Do you have a car? No


About Me
i`m just a normal man i love to fish and boating and airboating,they call me the deathmetal redneck.cooking is alot of fun but eating it is better.i hate slobs,i`m a clean freak.i have my own place on the lake it`s small but hey its only me i`m single.my dad and i have four boats,i`m not looking for suger moma just a down to earth lady,i love horror i play world of warcraft with mom and friends,yup my mom is 61 and plays like going to church.i have more to add but this is good for now.

why dose everybody got to be so stuck up?we are all on here for the same reason.
you ppl are just plain mean!!!!! is there a nice lady out there?
piss on you ladies who are like this i`s just fn rude.unread and delete a message before you even get to know him?wtf?!!!


He sent me a message.

Why did I respond? I don't know. Boredom?

His message to me:
Subject: hi sweetie

you are very hot,nice pix.and good morning.what do you want in a man?


My Response:

Hi there.

thank you for the compliment; you seem very nice.

I will answer your question frankly and honestly, and if I offend you, I apologize.

What I look for in a man is someone I can share my life with and at the same time feel like he's the one that was made for me. Physically, that means, he has to be tall (6'4" or 6'5"), dark short hair, physically fit (I can't stress that enough), and motivated. He has to be a professional who owns more than one suit and tie but who also can throw on a pair of jeans and a t-shirt and sit, drink beer, and watch the game. He has to be friendly, outgoing, loyal, and think that I was made for him as well.

Sounds like a tall order, I know. But I've spent too long compromising and I'm done. I deserve to find what I want, even if it takes me a while.

And so do you. I do wish you luck in your search. But I am going to be one of those bitches now that you speak about on your profile and say we're probably not a match.


His response to me:

what ever little miss stuck up.you`er missing out,not my lose.



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